Sorry Dad - this is going to be drunk without you. Apparently you're not allowed to call it Port anymore... because it's not from Port (land/country ???) like you're not allowed to call Champagne, Champagne, because it's not from that region in France!!! Well - it will always be Port to me.... Port, Port, Port, Port.... PORT!
So I said to my dentist 'I know this is an odd request but can I take a picture of your chair'.
'Sure' he said.
'Only I am doing this picture a day thing and putting on a blog'.
'That's fine' he said, 'Do you want me to drape myself over the chair?'
'Er no' I said, 'the empty chair will be enough'
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